hooootttt pockets

all thoughts from Jim Gaffigan

-How did they come up with the idea for hot pockets anyway. Were they in their development meeting and some guy went, hey...I got an idea. Let's take a pop tart and stick nasty meat in it and then we can cook it in a wrapper thing and....

-hot pockets definitely have one of those jingles...."HOOOOTT POOOCCKKKEEETTTSS." How hard must that have been to come up with?

"JENKINS!!! How's that jingle comin'?

'uhhh uuhhh uuhhhhh (look of panic)....HOOOOTTTT POOOCCCCKKKEEETTTTSSS.'

'That's Brilliant! What can we use for Mexico?'

'ummmmm CALLIIEEENNNNTTTEEEEE POOOOCCCKKKKEEETTTSSS.'

'You have a gift. Don't let it stay hidden.'