10.26.2006

Nerd Jokes


A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are trying to find the volume of a red bouncy ball. The mathematician measures the circumference, the physicist puts the ball in a beaker, and the engineer looks up the serial number in his red rubber ball handbook.

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are stuck on a desert island. one day, a can of food washes up on the beach, and the three contrive to open it. the engineer says, "let's hammer the can open between these rocks." the physicist says, "that's pretty crude... let's use the force of gravity by dropping a rock on the can from that tall tree over there." the mathematician says, "i've got a much more elegant solution. first, assume the can is already open..."

10.23.2006

Megachurch, Marathon, and Mencia

This weekend I experienced 3 things I have never experienced before. Here are my thoughts on these events and how they affected my life...


Megachurch - I went to Willow Creek Community Church this weekend and it was intense. It was on a Saturday, so there were a few less people, but I still was in a building with so many folks that I didn't know what to do. I went in very critical of the megachurch concept, and I came out intrigued. I wanted to see what they would do and I realized that a lot falls on the congregation. These people get themselves involved in different ministries, and they really are into outreach and inviting friends to their very seeker friendly largegroup service. Is the building gaudy?...you bet your sweet cheeks it is. But that's what it's supposed to be. This is South Barrington, Illinois. This is a rich community and they are all about their jumbotrons and their orchestral worship bands. It's pretty sweet. This is the part of the capital 'C' Church that belongs in this part of the world. It would not make sense to people in other parts of the world, but I think it works great for the people there. They provided a lot of real, relevant thoughts, and put them out there in fun ways. These involved thought provoking powerpoint slides, an entertaining skit, and a sermont hat pointed right to Christ. I get the impression that in a seeker friendly service, the Gospel gets preached each week, and that's how it should be. I did leave the place curious as to how their smaller groups work and how in community people feel. It can be easy to get lost in a large group like that, but maybe tat makes it ok to just show up. I also am seeing an analogy between the megachurch idea and a large public university. I think it can be very easy to get lost and be a number and being there to check things out and get in, do your thing, and get out. But if you really want to, you can plug in, get involved, and really experience it to it's full.

Marathon - So just about 48000 people ran 26.2 miles yesterday and that totals to about 1.25 millions miles logged on runners shoes, just in that race. That's pretty intense. It was an incredible spectacle seeing people in a herd mentality. People were part of something. They were all doing this together. And it didn't matter who you were. There were world class runners, old men, recovering cancer patients, wheelchairs, and many more competing. But they all had the same goal of finishing that race. That's nuts, and I'm not gonna lie. I didn't like the idea. It seems retarded to just put that pain on your body. To go through that kind of stress seems ludicrous. On top of that, there are a few hundred thousand spectators and racers and that just isn't pleasant seeing that many people crammed into one place. As the race went on though, I began to see things. And that is the belonging as well as the human spirit. People ran longer distances than they'd ever run before because they were spurred on by other runners that wouldn't quit. They were pushed on by fans that cheered for them even though they didn't know their name. People want to love...people want to cheer. I saw that today. Runners with no personal supporters were cheered on, smiled at, and given water. When 'the wall' came, people were supported, having their backs patted by fellow runners. The last .2 miles showed some of the most amazing raw human moments I've seen in a while. I saw a father pick his daughter, probably about three years old, up out of the crowd, and she finished the race with her daddy. I saw couples holding hands finishing the race together. There were people limping, hobbling, and sprinting to the finish. There was a man who was letting out an intense scream that there was no doubt he was loving it and loving the competition, the drive, and the triumph. I am utterly astounded that these people loved this, but at the same point...it hits just the right string in my heart that I can hear the tune. I know what's going on, and I wanted to join in. I cheered in my head, I prayed for their safe finishes, and I smiled at their goofy outfits. I see my girlfriend (who finished in 4:32...well under her goal. CONGRATS!) in pain today and I know just a bit how that feels from my days as a high school athlete and realizing how good pain can feel. It makes you feel alive and gives you a hint of life to it's full.

Mencia - So I got back to Champaign from the marathon just in time to make it to the show that my roomates and I had bought tickets for so many months ago. We went to see Carlos Mencia in The Punisher Tour. It was an interesting spectacle to be sure. I had never seen a comedy show live, and to be honest, I wasn't incredibly excited about it. But I went, as I had spent the 30 dollars, and had never been to a comedy show, so why not see a popular and controversial comedian. I took my seat in anticipation of it being kind of short, full of witty jokes about race and things of that nature, but it showed up as so much more. It was something I wouldn't have gone to if I had known what it was going to be, but what the heck. It started off with silhouttes of girls dancing on the sides while videos from his tv show, The Mind of Mencia, played on a center screen. They Carlos (born Ned) had his brother come out and fire up the crowd telling us about a slew of basic race commentary jokes before a female comic came out complaining about the usual, "skinny bitches", men and their sex, and other things that would make a parent cringe. She was defintely meant to be an opening act. Then a comedian by the name of Jo Koy came out and wamed the crowd a bit more. He pulled his asian card out and made a slew of jokes on people having assumptions about asians. That struck hilarity with me, going to school on this campus and seeing a lot of the stereotypes he mentioned either confirmed or dealt with. Finally, the last act before Mencia was a dwarf, whose name I cannot recall. This guy was also hilarious. He spoke a bit of his childhood growing up with dwarfism as well as other jokes about being short and a few other thoughts. This all set the stage for the main act...Carlos Mencia. Mencia covered a lot in an hour and about forty-five minutes. He started off with his basic act of racial commentary and jokes and it slowly turned into 'white guilt.' White people feel guilty about things their race has done and feel like they can't loosen up due to fear of offending others. But what about the people that are offended and get violent? Interesting thought to me. Then he moved on to a social commentary in the form of talking about issues beyond race and even up to his upbringing. Finally, Mencia held and Q&A session where people could ask anything. He ended with breaking down how he builds an act. The show ended with him mooning the crowd and sitting on a girl's lap. It was an intense show with plenty of vulgarity and controversy. There were protesters outside and the show definitely brought up some interesting thoughts. I really think that Mencia is a guy that I would love to sit and eat a meal with and just talk about social issues. He sounds like he's got some interesting points, although his idea of God seems to be far different from mine and I'd love to hear what shapes his.



OK, that was my weekend. Enough is enough.

10.18.2006

I will continue to further the recognition of this video



I saw this on the front page of Youtube, and I thought it rocked my flippin' mind. So check it out. It's very insightful.

Oh, ps: I got a B+ on Quantum Physics. This is the best I've done on a physics course at the U, and it is the hardest of the courses in many opinions. That is a very exciting point for me and I am so glad for that.

Oh, go buy the Ore-Ida curly fries...they rock

10.16.2006

Seriously, can't help but comment more

So why are sports so important? And not to just me, don't kid yourself. I heard the collective cheer as the Bears sealed their victory tonight. I heard collective yells and howls when the White Sox won the World Series. I could feel the entire building get electric with an Albert Pujols bomb and then completely deflate when they Cardinals are eliminated. I get giddy when Green Bay wins, I loved seeing the Cubs in the playoffs, and don't worry, I got caught up in Illini basketball madness.

So again...why? We spend hours analyzing, griping, nitpicking, telling coaches how to coach, players how to play, and even fans how to cheer. Why do we care? Now, I understand not EVERYBODY cares, but let's look at this a bit deeper...I think we inherently want to be winners. "DUH ALAN!!" you might say to yourself. But more importantly, I think we want to know we're on the winning team. When we see others on the winning team, and we're not on it, it crushes us. When we're rejoicing with others, it feels so amazing. When our team loses, it feels like we're being attacked as individuals. Somehow, if somebody doesn't like our team, secretly they don't like a part of us. Sports are a rallying cry for a community. People feel like a part of it and they feel like their territory, their heritage has been properly defended. So when every Bears fan is cheering up a storm and Brett Favre and the Packers have lost another close one, I feel crushed while they feel more like a close knit community than ever before. I actually lose control sometimes and just become a raving lunatic because I feel as if all is lost. I sit and stew in that for a while and then realize that I'm gonna be ok. I want to be a part of a winner, and I know that I am.

Now let's make the jump...

People want to be winners. We inherently know, not in sports, but in life, no matter how long it takes, and how many lives in this world evil claims, good will prevail. We want to believe this...we have to believe this to go on. The current sports world and all my gripes are jut a microcosim. I just want to be a winner. And I know without a shadow of a doubt...I am on the winning team. I know that God will prevail over the devil. I've seen it. And here Satan is putting a Bears winning season in my face. He's telling me I'm no good, that I can't do it...that other people can. (I know this might seem like a stretch, but these were my thoughts as I lifted weights this evening) Somehow I just can't win. But that just pushes me more. It makes me want to try harder as a Packers, Cubs, Illini, whatever fan. It makes me want to put more into this even though I will continuously see pathetic fruit. And even if I see victory, I know that it won't last. It will drop back into nothingness and the pathetic cycle continues. So what I must do is drop out of this cycle. Drop out of the sports world. This doens't mean I won't enjoy sports, but I must let it be sports, and let me be me.

Let's all work on trying to find our winning team. Whatever it takes, find it. Find the team that won't let you down, no matter what. I find such comfort in that concept. Now I challenge you, if this doesn't make sense, that's fine. It comes from my worldview. This is how I best relate to and see things. Just know that Christ came to win the battle for us. We are in the fight and it will be hard, but we have already won (as strange as that sounds). So, find a way that Christ does relate to you. Find the analogy that makes sense to your head and your heart. It may take something so simple to help you realize it that you will be amazed. For me today, it was riding home from IMPE. I rode by a guy in a Brian Urlacher jersey that yelled out, for whatever reason, "O'Doyle Rules!" That's when I knew I was on the winning team. O'Doyle gets what's comin' to him and Satan gets his as well.

All I does is post about sports

Wow, I shouldn't have started this post. Right as I start to write about how I'm excited to see the parity of the NFL in action as the Cardinals are beating the Bears by 20 points, there is a fumble and the Bears defense scores a touchdown and now Zona is only winning by 13. I'm not here to rub it in to Bears fans, as I know they could (and have) wallop the Packers. The point is that the NFL is a league of parity and it really masters the cliche "Any Given Sunday." Now we'll see how the fourth quarter of this game goes. Go Cards!

Now, what else...

I'm done with Quantum Mechanics!!!! I just had my final tonight and I am excited. I only have 7 more weeks of physics for the rest of my life. I won't lie, it's been very interesting. I've learned a ton of stuff, from the useless, to the very practical. I really have enjoyed it overall, despite the lack of quality when it comes to some instruction. My last physics course is a second half of the semester class in thermodynamics.

Matt Leinart could become one of the best QBs in NFL history if his first few games are any indication of quality and longevity. He is just as polished as a rookie could be it seems. On top of that, Vince Young hasn't looked too bad himself, meaning we could be looking at a new generation of QB legend from this last NFL draft.

I'll tell you whats...St. John's Chapel here at the UofI has been utterly amazing this year. Father Tom has put together a phenominal mass at 5PM on Sundays, and I would encourage all people, Catholic, protestant, Jewish, athiest, etc to check it out. It is one of the most faith filled Catholic churches I have ever seen and for Catholics, it is on the cutting edge of the way God is moving in our world. SOOOOO, check it out.

I'm gonna be in the Chicago area this weekend for the Chicago Marathon. It should be a good time. I gotsta support tha lady, and we is just gonna relax on Saturday before she willfully kills herself on Sunday at the race. Then we get to come back and hear tons of jokes about race from Carlos Mencia. (play on words...YES) It should be interesting, and I'm not sure how I'll feel coming out of it.

Oh, Google owns me...I use pretty much everything of theirs and without them, I would be struggling. They run my email, my desktop, my blogging, my photo hosting, my online documents, and soooo much more. Congrats to them, and here's to hoping they don't take over the WHOLE world.

10.15.2006

OOO sports

So Alan understands his sports world is going down the crapper and that's cool :) The Floppin' Illini lost their second home game by a game winning field goal in a row. This time to Ohio University. Awesome...Just pathetic, my bad. On top of that, Illinois had a top basketballrecruit renig on his agreement with us to come play here. Instead Eric Gordon will be playing his college basketball at Indiana University one state over from us. There are lots of things that irk me about this, like Gordon's verbal commit to play for Illinois and then his being recruited by the Indiana HC after the fact. Then the Gordon family didn't really tell us they were looking elsewhere, they just jumped ship and left us with a gaping hole we coud've been recruiting for if we knew he wasn't coming. At least the Packers don't play this week. They can't lose!!!

Oh yea, and the #1 and #2 teams in the country in football are Ohio State and Michigan. Both are in the Big 10, making it even harder for teh Illini to get anything going. Garr.

On another note, God and I are in a funny spot right now. There's a lot of stuff I'm trying to figure out and I just need a lot of thinking and prayer to happen. I hope things will start to make sense, but I will be patient. And I know that there are definite answers if I ask.

10.08.2006

Why do I let my heart get ripped out?

Silly Packers. We were in the red zone looking to score and win the game and we fumble with 20 some seconds left to go. GARRRR. And meanwhile, the Bears aren't just winning...they're putting together on of the most convincing first halves of an NFL season...EVER. The NFL is upside down, and I don't see it changing any time soon. I am glad for the Bears fans...I mean, they haven't had much to cheer about for...ever, but I just wanna be competative. It also seems that the Bears manage to continue to catch breaks. Even when they were bad, they caught them. The Pack doesn't seem to catch them. Silly sports. I guess I can focus on other stuff though, since the world of competition isn't exactly brightening my life up right now.