Clothing rant

MAN...I really dislike fashion of today's world. It's retarded. The first trend that I find so odd is popped collars. What the heck? It's such an odd look. It automatically makes you look like you've dropped 20 IQ points just for wearing it. The second article of clothing is even stupider if you can imagine it. It's those FRIGGIN' HUGE sunglasses that the women of this world have decided to wear. They look so retarded. I hate stereotyping people, but when I see a girl wearing those as I walk along the quad, I automatically assume she is fake because those glasses make her look stupid. I wish I could come up with the next stupid looking fad so I could be rich. I think I'll have people start wearing the three cornered hat again. That's a fashion that's way overdue for a comeback. Plus it's actually cool. Who's with me????