Nerd Jokes

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are trying to find the volume of a red bouncy ball. The mathematician measures the circumference, the physicist puts the ball in a beaker, and the engineer looks up the serial number in his red rubber ball handbook.

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are stuck on a desert island. one day, a can of food washes up on the beach, and the three contrive to open it. the engineer says, "let's hammer the can open between these rocks." the physicist says, "that's pretty crude... let's use the force of gravity by dropping a rock on the can from that tall tree over there." the mathematician says, "i've got a much more elegant solution. first, assume the can is already open..."